I'll be your story. We're all stories in the end.

Hi, I'm Jess.
Sixteen.
GRANT GUSTIN is my husband, and I'm a bit of a dreamer.

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h0odrich:

i call my eyebrows romeo and juliet bc theyre not allowed to be together

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traumatrae:

boyslut:

omfg

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

(Source: blood-baff, via istayedinthedarknesswithyou)

scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

(via winchess)

Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover.

pleasedontleadmeon:

(via nymphad0rable)

Let’s play a game. It’s called: Find Luna.

(Source: jill-felton, via nymphad0rable)

why cant people appreciate how much effort i put into not becoming a serial killer

(Source: princeofdragondildos, via robert-downey-jesus)

Mom: are you ready to leave

Me: yeah hold on

5 minutes later

Me: Okay I'm ready

Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap

kittykatstark:

#who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies

(Source: naniithran, via karofskycreys)

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherinr!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

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